In case you were wondering what the likely sentence for having sex with a car wash vacuum in Michigan is, the answer is: 90 days in prison. From the Associated Press (via Fox News):
A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court.
Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.
Don't ever let it be said that I fail to bring you the most important coverage of sex crimes issues in the blogosphere. I'm not sure "indecent exposure" fully captures the nature of the defendant's conduct, but I doubt the legislature anticipated sex with a car wash vacuum as a possible crime.
Oh, yuck!!! I sure wouldn't want to use that car wash's services.
Posted by: vivian | May 03, 2009 at 08:03 AM
I hate it when those convicted of child pornography or attempted luring claim that there was no victim.
But I think this one is safe to say - um, where is the victim in this? The vaccuum?
Posted by: Norton | May 08, 2009 at 09:23 AM